So, let me just start out by saying, I'm sorry for not updating in months. I was all like, oh! I'll talk about being vegan! It'll be awesome! And then that went on for a month, ended, and we all got fat and happy again. I'm going to blame my camera charger for not working. Seriously. Why'd it got to be that way?
To make up for it I'll start this blog off right. With this mouthwatering picture of dinner from last Thursday:

Mmmmm. Well, okay, I'm biased because I both made the food and took the picture. But still. That there is butter sauteed scallops over linguine in a tomato cream sauce tossed with panchetta. Somehow looks more professional than usual, if I do say so myself. It might be the awesome porcelain black plates I got from IKEA on my last trip. $4.99 each, so expensive by their standards! But I thought they were awesome and rationalized them anyway. The wine is called "Yard Dog." Has an adorable dog with a cone around it's head on the label. It was an interesting white blend from Australia we got on our first trip to the Vintage Cellar downtown for about $11. I liked it a lot, surprisingly. Fruity but rich and complex underneath that. Would recommend it.
Scallops over Linguine with a Tomato Cream SauceIngredients:
- 8-10 medium Scallops (Don't make Spike's mistake! Don't use frozen! - Top Chef All-Stars Reference)
- 1/3 box Linguine
- 1 stick Butter
- 1 cup Cream
- 1/2 can Tomato sauce (buy it or make it, I buy it in a can. )
- Salt (all I can say is... a heck ton)
- Panchetta
- Nutmeg
- Apple Cider Vinegar
First thing to do is get the sauce started. I pour the tomato sauce into a medium-small pan on low over a burner. Then I add the cream until the color's a lightish orange, making sure to stir it in as I go. I keep the heat low until I make sure the cream is integrated so it doesn't curdle or any weird stuff like that. Salt, pepper, nutmeg and seriously, just a splash of apple cider vinegar, add a few slices of panchetta,torn into smaller bits and let sit there on medium-low for a while, stirring.
After this, put some salt into some water. Really wish I could be more specific than this. A lot of water. Enough to cover the scallops and then some. Put salt in until the water is cloudy.... I'm thinking about half a cup to a cup for the amount of water I had. Add scallops. Leave there for 7-10 minutes. I'm serious about that 10 minutes thing. The scallops are salty at that point. The recipie I used said 10. I think it was a little salty, but my boyfriend had no problem with them. (He tends really salty so I'm not sure I'd listen to him.) Take them out and rinse them immediately and set aside.
Slice up/ tear up some panchetta. Not too much, maybe 3-4 slices? And put them in a pan and cook the bits like bacon. They're pretty thin cut, usually, though, so be careful to not burn them. Set aside when done (just crispy!) At this point you should probably start boiling the water for the pasta and then, you know, putting the pasta in the water. My linguine took annoyingly long to cook. Like. A full 8 minutes longer than the box said. Good thing the scallops were also behind schedule!
Put that butter in a sautee pan and melt it on low. I know, a stick of butter. Totally unneccesary. But the deeper the butter is, the more it soaks into the scallops. Mmmmm. When the butter is melted turn the burner up to medium. Sautee them for 2-4 minutes on each side, depending on the thickness of the scallop. --So here's the thing. Mine took forever to cook. Yes, some of them were a little thicker, but they didn't really even get the color until later. I think I needed to be cooking around medium-high, but I was afraid of burning the butter. The recipie said 2-3 min. per side. I think I was at least at 4 on the thick ones. Ultimately, they were really luscious on the inside but the thick ones, the outside was a teensy bit tough. So, I'd say higher heat, less time. Okay, go!--
Mix the sauce and the pasta together and place on center of plate. Put scallops on top of linguine and garnish with fried panchetta. Enjoy while warm! (A full or lightly oaky white would go well, or a light, fruity red. Enjoy these cool or room temp, respectively!)
Part 2: Breakfast!I know. Breakfast totally comes first. But that picture is just so pretty! This is going to be about French Toast and Bacon. Boring, common place, and sloppy, do you say? No! Wonderful. I've got to tell you. I was never much of a french toast fan. My parents had to cut off the crust for me, and

even then, my Mom had to be the one to dip it because when my Dad did it, he'd get the eggiest parts and I'd have a coating of scrambled eggs on my bread! My boyfriend had a similar french toast experience. The one time he'd had french toast previously, he was young, expecting manufactured french toast sticks, and shocked when he got egg bread. Well, folks, I have overcome my own expectations for French Toast!
Italian Bread French Toast with BaconIngredients:
- Italian Bread! (Yes, one of the home baked loaves from the grocery that has that soft, chewy inside and crusty exterior. I love it. I loved it so much, I wanted to use it in breakfast!)
- 3 Eggs
- 1 cup of milk (ish)
- Cinnamon
- Brown Sugar
- Nutmeg
- Vanilla extract, just a dash (I used vanilla soy milk so I skipped this...)
- Baaaaconnnn!!!
So yes. Wisk together all of the ingredients in a shallow dish (except bread and bacon). I'm sorry I don't have exact amounts of the spices but they were reasonable. Five shakes of cinnamon? 1/3 cup brown sugar? A dash of nutmeg? Meanwhile, cook that bacon! Keep it somewhere warm (like the oven on warm....) but transfer it out of the skillet you used to cook it. Keep the bacon fat in that skillet.
Dip the sliced bread in the mixture by setting in in the dish on one side for 5-10 second then flipping it for another 10 seconds or so. Then put it immediately on the hot skillet! (350 degrees or so, that's medium high!) Sprinkle cinnamon-sugar on the up side of the bread then flip it over when the other side is goldening up nicely. Maybe 3 minutes? Repeat and remove!
Serve the french toast with syrup, a sprinkling of powdered sugar, and that scrumptious bacon. This has seriously changed my few of french toast. It was insanely excessive, even for bruch. But you know what? Also insanely delicious.
Part 3: LunchOkay. Don't get me wrong here. I sometimes make impressive lunch foods. Eggplant marinara panini! Fried eggplant! Grilled cheese (not impressive, but yummy)! Honey Smoked Turkey with Swiss cheese, Lettuce, and Creole Mustard! (Sounds impressive, isn't too.) I don't usually think about taking pictures of these things though.
So. That being said. This is a cop out. Sliders. I made them for an easy dinner. Look at it. Easy, quick, cute. And I can fufill my promise of Breakfast, Lunch, Dinner, but saying they're best served for lunch! So uh. Yes! Here!
Beef Sliders with Egg Noodles- Beef Paties (I used premade *shame*)
- Lettuce (Iceberg, which I like!)
- Creole Mustard
- Buns
- Egg Noodles
....
Oh, why am I even trying? This is completely an example of a college student on a budget trying to be a foodie. That there meal cost about $1.50 a plate. The most expensive thing used was probably the mustard. Basically, I took the frozen hamburger paties I had bought from my university to use up the remainder of my meal plan money. I cooked them with salt and pepper on my (product placement!) George Foreman Grill! I split them into two mishmashed paties per large pattie! I boiled some water! I cooked some eggnoodles! I washed some lettuce! I dripped some mustard!
15 minutes later I had dinner. Looks good and tasted good too.
Here's a present for you guys since I failed at my lunch section. Smiley face fondant cake! Desserts next time, I'll tell you how I made it! Bye!

Picture taken by roommate!